I see a ‘dog (apostrophe dog), spaghetti, cereal, coffee, full English, and pie

Actually that ain’t even full English. That’s half American English. There’s no roasted tomatoes y mushrooms or beans, and there is no cuppa tea either

I can't come up with a way to jokingly make fun of you British ever

Jokes on you I’m not even British by birth

Lmao

Beware of the man who speaks in foods

BRUH

Ngl I would like a slice of Piester

Yummy

so... gaster is what makes you shit

Elaborate

Ocoffee -makes me shit
Eggs-makes me shit
ice cream- Milk makes be shit
Spagehti-i got vomit on my sweater, mom's spaghetti

Coffe I understand. Not so much eggs, nor ice cream, (redacted for spaghetti)

Eggs come from a chicken's ass
Ice cream is dairy. The body isnt made for dairy

I can handle dairy no problem