Max0r my glorious king

Fr

"you're just in time for the event"
"what event?"
"Weiner compression"
*most cinematic seizure of all time*

Peak

qhar

very peak series of videos by a true genius

oh okie i might check it out

I ONE UP YOU
"the game where you invest in organs and fight god"

can't wait for act 3 to be realeased and then part 3 of that series

"dad is angry at me, AND WON'T READ ME BIBLE STORIES TONIGHT"
"I'VE MAXED OUT NINE CREDIT CARDS FOR MY PERKS"
"MY BLOOD IS A CONTROLED SUBSTANCE IN 39 STATES"

"I do NOT have daddy issues!!! I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL F**KING BOY!!!"
"YOU HAVE F**KING UNO"
"Machine, the developers put out a patch, I'm in your prostate now"

truely something as peak as ultrakill itself

frfr

i just watched both of those videos twice

also i beat minos prime