she asked me out right after,that's what's funny

me homie was talking to his girl and he asked her "if I were to cheat on you, would you stay with me" se said "yeah,ofc, till death do us part"; then she said "for the rest of your very soon,tragically ended life,no weapons around,no poison,not a trace" AND HE DUMPED HER BC hE waS ScaRED