Normal Ohio fact: The state tree is the buckeye. Slightly weird Ohio fact: There’s a town named Wakeman with more cows than people. Odd Ohio fact: Some people claim to see corn move on its own at night. Confusing Ohio fact: Every highway somehow leads to Columbus. Unsettling Ohio fact: A random corn statue waves at you at 3 AM. Disturbing Ohio fact: The geese have political power. Creepy Ohio fact: You hear 'O-H' and must reply 'I-O' or else. Eerie Ohio fact: The cornfields whisper in binary code. Ominous Ohio fact: The sky hums the state anthem but backwards. Alarming Ohio fact: Lake Erie laughs when it rains. Sinister Ohio fact: The buckeyes blink sometimes. Spooky Ohio fact: The skyline flickers between timelines. Foreboding Ohio fact: All Walmarts lead to the same checkout clerk. Distorted Ohio fact: The state bird is now a drone. Glitched Ohio fact: GPS says 'turn around' forever. Surreal Ohio fact: Cleveland doesn’t exist on Tuesdays. Haunting Ohio fact: Corn mazes rearrange themselves mid-walk. Terrifying Ohio fact: The welcome sign knows your name. Uncanny Ohio fact: Everyone hums the same tune but no one knows why. Dreadful Ohio fact: The weather app just says 'RUN'. Macabre Ohio fact: The wind screams 'skibidi' in Morse code. Distorted skibidi fact: Toilets dance when lightning strikes. Confused skibidi fact: Bathroom mirrors applaud politely. Weird skibidi toilet fact: Flushing summons an NPC from Gary, Indiana. Unsettling skibidi toilet fact: The paper hums elevator music. Cursed skibidi toilet fact: Every roll has infinite layers—each worse. Terrifying toilet paper fact: It whispers 'Ohio' when you pull it. Nightmarish toilet paper fact: The sheets respawn after use. Paranormal toilet paper fact: It asks for your pronouns politely. Horrific toilet paper fact: It knows when you lie. Apocalyptic skibidi fact: Toilets begin to unionize. Cataclysmic Ohio fact: The cornfields declare independence. Reality-breaking fact: Ohio merges with the Backrooms. Existential fact: The word 'Skibidi' becomes the only language. Cosmic horror fact: Toilet paper wraps the moon. Transcendent fact: Mr Transphobe realizes he is now Mr Inclusive. Redemptive fact: Toilets cheer for equality. Transformative fact: Ohio renames itself 'O-Hi-Yes'. Hopeful fact: The corn finally stops whispering. Joyful fact: Every roll of toilet paper has a pride pattern. Reassuring fact: Lake Erie smiles for the first time. Canny Ohio fact: Everyone uses the restroom with respect. Wholesome skibidi fact: Toilets sing duets instead of battle cries. Upbeat Ohio fact: The geese form a jazz band. Positive Ohio fact: Walmarts play disco instead of static. Final Ohio fact: Everyone gets free toilet paper and equality. Happy Ohio fact: Mr Transphobe finally says 'My bad.'