because our dumbass kids keep eating the eggs unaware that there’s something inside
thats from what i know, dont quote me on that

"don't quote me on that" -American.Drizzy

Yuh

as an Asian who's lived in america almost half of her life, yeah that's true

wait you guys dont have kinder eggs in gunland?

I'm in Europe

good

the retarded children kept eating the toys and dying so kinder eggs got banned

yes

born in Texas and I can approve