if there is acne I will always win in a 1v1 in, it’s always mariokart

7 year old Japanese child who works part time:

What character do you play as

Todd

I love mariokart, specifically 8 deluxe bc I lwk grew up on that shit and I refuse to let it be erased

Which Mariokart? No one can beat me on mk7

saying this while I exist

are you Japanese

no

Than there is no way you’re the best.

spiritually japanese

I went against a 30000 global points Japanese player yesterday and everytime I placed higher, I spammed that was fun

I was born in Okinawa.

Shut up