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me and Hitler share the same birthday
coincidence?

That makes sense that you were born on the weed day

yuh
and like, several school shootings, terrorist attacks, and a mine collapse

Tf are you doing?

nuffin :3

Why'd ya do several school shootings, terrorist attacks, and a mine collapse

nah that's just shit that happened before
I'm just the next thing in a long line of f**king horrific tragedies

Nah you definitely did it a sperm cell

nah vro, I wasn't predicted to survive being born
I'm a f**king act of god
and I'm here to make that everyone's problem ^w^

*God

mb mb, autocorrect usually catches that for me

It's alright

Epstein was born the date after MLK’s assasination. Coincidence?

The joke is cause both of them endanger minors in pedophilia

Lmao yeah I thought u were referring to both Epstein and MLK jr. for a second there 😅

Nope, unlikely