Hehe. I love it

“You trip on wireless WiFi”

H. Fish (cause he’s salty:) I envy the people who never met you

He says this when he sees Mr T

Don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one of those…

BREAK THEIR BONES! THEY HAVE 206 OF THOSE BAD BOYS!

Some people bring joy wherever they go. Others, whenever.

Me to myself when I am upset

if 0 degrees Celsius is 32 degrees Fahrenheit, that means 0* c + 0* c = 64* f