sams LOTR temp (thx v)

i wanna test ts

how so

idk

Okaaaaayyy

if you say something disturbing, I'll counterstrike with something worse get a higher shock value

then I'll say something even worse

being a pedophile can save money. whenever you take her on a date, you can have her order off the kids menu to save money

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

I defanged a snake and made it watch as I pulled down my pants

OMG no..that's js wrong

I got the most shock value then

I needs find my inhaler

this is not real btw, i don't f snakes

ik

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.

We all know Trump wasn't f**king kids on the Island, He was too busy with Bill Clinton

I was digging in my garden and found a treasure chest full of gold, I wanted to run home to my wife to tell her about my find..but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden

I wouldn't have buried the body, but that's just me

lmao

I love to f**k pussy, im not sure my cat enjoys it though

I cant find my inhaler, I need to stop..seriously..I'm laughing to hard

tell me when you find it, I'll continue when ya do

its 2 am..imma go to bed, also I cant f**king find my inhaler

gn

same