That’s right folks! One more physical challenge! A Q&A with Mr Toaster!

Whats your favorite color

*Vermillion but I also like neon pink

Cool

Also how many weapons do you own

And what are they

*Weapons? I don’t have many. I only have a branding iron, fire-infused tongs, an M1-American flamethrower, a pronged fork, and a nuclear silo

I see

Well flamethrowers are cool

*Agreed! I love toasting more than just bread sometimes. Maybe a human, or a tree or a building or even an entire forest! But I don’t do it often. Only when I’m absolutely bored

I sometimes set my microwave on fire by *explains how I set a microwave on fire (I'm not risking a ban)* when I feel extremely violent

*I must try it some time! It sounds fun!

Yeah it's pretty fun

*Miss Yellow Godzilla! Prepare your microwave and your instant noodles! They shall be nice and toasty afterwards!
Fish: Alphys? Seriously?

So, would you say you’re a pyromaniac?

*Well…
Fish: It’s fine just say it
*I guess so… but I don’t know…

*I see someone understands!

Favorite type of toast/favorite thing to toast?
Relationship to PF's OCs?

* Half whole grain and half wheat, and my favourite thing to toast is waffles
*hmm… I do not know all of his friends. All whom I know is Painted Fish, the bird man doctor, the mask of difference, and the small human fish.

yo do you have a bagel setting bc my bagel is cold as f**k

*How toasty do you want your bagel?

crispy.

*A bagel… I haven’t heated up one of these in such a long time! (Redacted) barely ever ate them, so it’s good to heat one up again. Brings back memories… somehow…

odd but okay

we dont kink shame here— /j /j /j

*Have a charcoal bagel for your insolence scaly reptile

Delectable.

*I am delighted you love the taste of charcoal with Fish’s roe

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F**king delicious.

*Laughs like Alastor*

im scared gng

*Don’t be

(ive never seen hazbin hotel ngl)

Dam. I have Alastor’s and Vox’s duet. I’ll send it to you so you understand what I mean

love a good spider waffle man

*Muffet does some amazing baking 0///0

(Fun fact: my head canon for Mr Toaster’s voice is that he sounds like Vox with Alastor’s radio tone)

fine ill take the waffle then

*Amazing! Don’t mind the spiders now. Muffet won’t be happy if you waste it

swear to me there's no drugs or roe in this one.

*Why would I put tea in a waffle? Who does that? As for roe, I gave the rest of it to H. Fish

what are you spiking the damn waffle with

*Spiking? Why would I skewer a waffle? It’s only got choccy chips on it

F**k.

*You seem to be annoyed at something…
*Care for a roeless waffle?

F**k you mean roe!?

*Don’t mess with a toaster. We can make your delightful bread go bad real fast.
Fish: Mr T… where the f*** did you get my roe?

thoughts on the ai ram crisis?

*It… has its interesting aspects no doubt, but I am not fully aware of it to make a proper statement

Do you think ai should have less priority in production despite the fact you are, by from what i know, a form of ai?

*Am I AI when I am powered by thaumaturgy? I’m having some sort of existential crisis…
*No doubt the AI has some benefits, but ultimately it is the humans that should be doing the refining process, and the AI setting the skeleton frame

nyehehehe glad to know i can still cause logic errors in the great mr.t

thank you for your time

* I must say, I enjoyed your questioning! So thank you as well!

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