A reminder to you kids to pay back your owed kromer

SORRY [[mammal]] BUT YOUR FR3E TRI<L FOR [[to be]] HAS EXPIRED

Dear god…

rare footage of fish saying "Dear god..."

I’ve said it before-

Oh Damn I Did Not Know That

Queen:

for eel

Whale whale, cod of bruh is making fish puns again! Yaya!!

You know, I'm totally "hooked" on this one ;)

Bruh swallowed the hook, line and sinker! Welpmao

BRUHMAO-

Tealmao

And your reaction would not likely be “dear god” but anyways

my toast always looks like that but that's how i like it; burnt, charred, and crispy

It’s quite nice tbh

also fish, is that your breakfast-

Afternoon snack (I had cereal for breakfast and two egg rolls for lunch as well as a cup of tea)

Dam Nice🔥

Lmao

I dunno why asians eat a lot- (had uhm, some spaghetti alike thing with a lot of rice this morning as a breakfast-)

We share a lot of similarities when it comes to food. Mexicans love spicy food. Asians basically invented it

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Uncle Roger approved (man I love his videos)

E-

No no, it’s not E-

It’s MSG! Make Shiitake Good

W

Rice and milk goes dam well in the morning for me

for me, rice with some spaghetti or (what we call "Noodle Salad (in Eng)") goes bruhfectly for me, it's jawsome

I’d deffo try it tbh

Fosh.

Fosh

also check my other comment- (not the replies)

Which one

fosh-
(don't show it to fish)

Fosh

it's gud bruh :3
there's this thing called "mont-hin-ga" in my country, which is bass-ically just [insert other type of noodle here] with some kind of uhm I think fish soup?-

*Nod*
wait WHAT SOUP-

toast, yummers

Needs a bit of milk

I sometimes like to eat the bread itself-

Same

it tastes good imo-

Agreed

the bread looks like carbon /Just Kidding

Lmao carbon bread

yes i saved the image for safekeeping and then posted it

Dam

also this post got 70 comments just from you and fish somehow

Yaya!

thing is, i don't know if over 70 comments is good or bad

It’s deffo good

MC, you know that image of the three guys waving them neon lights? What’s the name of it?

Gematria celebrating

Perfect. Thanks bruh

(I was asking because I found a song which basically fits it)

DAM-

It’s Russian, but the beat of it makes me imagine it like them guys are having a rave.

I also imagined all my OCs dancing to it and just bringing down the roof

BRUH

https://on.soundcloud.com/BBbGG8H2UPWCyh0Vry

Listen to it when you can

e

COD DAM YOU REPLIED FAST

bruh

Bruhmao

Niha

I’m literally seeing coloured lights when I listen to it

In my head that is

bru-
I dunno why but libera me from hell automatically plays in my head when i'm in a match or something-

When you are in a match? Dam

Nihahahahaha

Football match hehe-
my heart starts to burn when I activate my defense breaker mode

(Bruh is hereby designated Yap international airport) *a light joke I used to call my friends when they yapped too much*

I believe that the planes there look like this.

(It sounds like you are yapping bruh!)

*(the yapper appears)

Yes bruh! Do the impossible! Break the unbreakable! Touch the untouchable (don’t take it out of context)

(e)
POWER TO THE PEEPS, POWER FOR THE DREAMS
STILL MISSING PIECE SCATTERING, SO INCOMPLETE
WE BE THE MOST INCREDIBLE SOILDERS FROM THE UNDERGROUND
SEE HOW EASY THEY ALL FALL DOWN (they're scared of me when I activate it, cuz I becomes like the speed of light itself when I do it ;) )

Yup. I noticed