Reasons is in the comments below

The red pill is a must have... It just makes me super damn op... The green pill most of my ocs are on and cannocialy are my friends and my ride or dies... So I will have a strong 4 man army and purple.. since I literally will write myself into the story that also means I can literally see myself
... Teach myself how to get the abilities and weapons and I literally become a meta human ( super powers ) and a META HUMAN ( meaning that I can break the 4th wall and write powers for myself as I'm writing the story and also since my OC can break the 4th wall occasionally for jokes as his ability) basically I'm a walking Deadpool! And I can make write myself the most busted powers I ever want

Yeah it's because ye want to f**k women

I mean green