No need to thank me

I think this would violate multiple health regulations and put every pizza restaurant/company who uses this out of business permanently

Dang actually

Bro my irl homie doesnt eat the crust 😭 (pray for the homie)

Break up with him bro

ive been with him since 6th grade bruh. Ive seen him have 2 girls fighting for him. Ive been with bro when we got a apple slice on my notebook and we laughed for 5 minutes no break (ppl looked at us like we were crazy), thats my guy

Save the bro. Always save the bro.

People used to call me weird because I ate the crust. Turns out they were the weirdos

people who eat the crust first :/

Fr they're so weird 😭

You don't love me anymore 😔

Yes I doooo

Nah you think I'm weird 😔

You are weird but I still love you <3

opinion bashing final boss

Wait but then the global population would never grow because babies don’t eat crust

What if I just don't eat pizza at all

Thats weirder

what about the people that only eat the crust

Theyre also weird

What about the people who save the crust, they’d die before getting to eat it

Who tf saves crust

OMG SUCH BIG BRAIN

welcome to the realm of matpat's shower thoughts

But I eat the crust before the rest of the pizza so will I even live-?

No sorry 😞

😭😭😭

Wtf??? That's not how you eat pizza babe that's why you're not gonna live 😭💔🥀

It is for me. The non-crust tastes better than the crust so I rip off the crust, eat it, then eat the rest of the slice.

I also rip off a segment of cheese and topping and pile it up in one spot so that that can be my last bite and it tastes so freaking good because of the extra cheese and toppings piled up

For me, it just depends on if the crust isn't too crunchy, otherwise, i'd eat it

I dont eat the crust 😔

Sometimes I eat the crust sometimes I don't so ig it's gonna be a gamble for me

Holdup

I'm taking ts to shark tank