cockroaches could be philanthropists and activists and I would still stomp on them

They live in the f**king trash.

how about you be f**king nice

They carry f**king diseases.

they carry cancer, f**k nah

you can't catch cancer.

not unless you eat roaches alive

Even then you wouldn’t catch it. It’s not a sickness, it’s a cellular anomaly.

oh yea right

they are a universal sign of uncleanliness and ruin