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femboy workout shit
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I have been working out some workouts, which can help with certain areas of the body.
Mostly the workout regime consists of squats, lunges, and some pushups and crunches.
I do it before bed 6 days a week, and ive seen visible improvements.
Basically, do what you can! ( I dont always do it, I do forget lol)
I tend to do this, but you can cut it down if needed.

20 Squats

10-20 pushups, or what your able to do ;3

20 lunges

20 Hip thrusts, im starting to be able to do 25

If you really want to you can do more. The list below does have some weights, so use what your comfortable with !

40 squats, in sets of 20

20 pushups in sets of 10

40 lunges in sets of 10 (or 20)

and as many crunches/situps as you can do! (about 20 is good!)

20 Sumo Squats, where you hold 2 dumbells or other weights in front of you, keeping your legs in a wider stance. Do these in sets of 10, and as many as you can while squeezing your butt !

Weighted hip thrusts !

Try doing that for a month or so, slowly increasing the lunges and squats, which works your thighs and butt muscles, and you should start losing weight!

Increasing reps on the whole workout will be ideal. you should start seeing improvements pretty quickly, and once you do, you can change your reps to be more personalized and work areas that YOU want to be better.
Try doing some romanian dead lifts! It helps train the upper hamstrings and adds some thickness to the back of the upper thighs, which translates to a better supported ass.
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WHAT YOU EAT AND HOW YOU DIET WILL DEPEND ON YOUR BODY TYPE !
I AM SKINNY AND THIN AND BARELY GAIN WEIGHT. I EAT LOTS OF FATTY FOODS CUS IM TRYING TO GAIN WEIGHT. DONT FOLLOW MY EXAMPLE... Unless you want to :3

Food wise... limit the fast food you get. stay away from Burger King and Mc donalds and whatnot.
Stick to better foods, or homemade meals.
I tend to buy a frozen pizza, and doctor it up. (Wild Mikes Frozen Pizza is AWESOME)
more lean meats, and veggies are good.

Snacking is fine! Its not something to COMPLETELY avoid!
I snack lots... If your looking for something salty, potato chips are okay, but in moderation. something sweet? find something that has no sugar, so made with monk fruit, or other sugar replacement.

(DISCLAIMER: I got yelled at earlier about giving diet/food advice, AND THATS ALL IT IS. ADVICE. I AM NOT A MEDICAL PRACTITIONER. YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. I AM A CUTE FEMBOY WHO JUST WANTS TO HELP THE COMMUNE.)
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SKIN CAREEEEEE
Ive started doing more for my skin, mostly because I have some acne, and random bumps...
So! Heres what ive been doing. I recommend taking lukewarm showers or cold showers, less irritating to your skin, and brings less oils out.
In the shower, I use a exfoliating towel. ITS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE GLOVE (for my skin at least)
I USED IT ONCE AND IM SMOOTH ALL OVER. It can be used anywhere on the body, and really smooths you out. I LOVE IT :3
I pair it with the CeraVe, and so far it works wonders !

You can use the CeraVe on your face, if ya need it btw.

your skin needs water. DRINK WATER. DO NOT GET DEHYDRATED. Feels like your lips are dry? DRINK WATER. Going to sleep? DRINK WATER. Waking up? DRINK WATER. About to do somthing funni? DRINK WATER. Car crash? DRINK WATER. Cuddling your bf? DRINK WATER (especially then cus who knows what you will do :3 )
You should be drinking tons of water every day, this will really help your skin. like... ya know what a blender bottle looks like? about 5-8 of those a day. I still fall behind on that, but I try to keep up, and drink about 4-6 bottles a day.
Another thing that helps, Vitamin D. (both kinds if ykyk)
Get outside some, get a little sun ! Its good for your skin, usually.
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EXTENDED WORKOUT SECTION
So, if you REALLY REALLY wanna here are some more workouts to add to the previous stoof.
This is for your upper body, and will help with your waist size, and tummy :3
I recommend trying it out with a smaller amount of reps, half of what I do (below)
once you are used to that, increase reps as usual! I saw differences the second day I did this surprisingly although it may be different for other people. dont be discouraged if you dont see IMMEDIATE improvements !

If you dont know what it is , google it ! theres tons of videos on how to do these :3

Chest muscles

15 chest presses

10 chest fly's

15 overhead chest extensions (lying down)

20 pushups

Arms (biceps/triceps)

25 bicep curls

15 leaned bicep curls

15 wide bicep curls

10 skull crusherssss

10 tricep extensions

10 tricep pulls (lean forward, hold weights against your legs in front of you, ift to hip, keeping your elbows straight back)

Shoulders

10 shoulder presses

10 arm lifts (lift your arms to the side, only to where your arm is straight out)

10 Arnold press
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