Hi :)

Daniel: Well…That’s not normal

*Willow was eating cereal while on her phone.*

You feeling alright?

Willow: Mhm. I usually don’t have energy in the morning, but I feel great! What about you?

*Her skin started changing to match the pattern of a cow*

You sure you don’t feel anything…changing?

Willow: *Confused* Not really?-

Well you kinda got something on your forehead there

Willow: Oh, okay. *she tries to reach it, poking herself with the horn* What the-

Yea you got it

Willow: *checks the mirror, seeing the horns* What?!-

Guess your an animal now

Willow: No, I’m not!
*Almost as if to prove her wrong, she her ears changed to cow ears.*

Your body is saying something different

Willow: You’ve got to be kidding! Did you prank me with your magic again?!-

I can’t turn people into animals! That’d be funny if I could!

Willow: Then what is going on?!- *she grew a tail* Damn it, I look like a freak-

Compared to me?

Willow: I meant compared to humans- not you- *her nose changed*

I think you look fine

*She grew a cow tail.*
Willow: I hope I do-

So what your just gonna be a full on cow or like a humanoid thing?

Willow: I swear, if I start eating grass, I’m gonna go crazy!

Technically salad counts

Willow: Not helping!

Oh it’ll be fine I’m sure there’s a way to revert this

Willow: There’d better be- *wipes a tear away* Don’t make any stupid jokes about this. *she looked in the fridge*

Well I can call you a cow without it being offensive

Willow: *sighs* You’re the worst…
*She went on her phone, funding out that this has happened to more people.*

At least your not alone

*Because the windows were open, she could smell the cookies the person was selling*
Willow: ???-

What?

Willow: Nothing, just getting used to all these smells-

I can’t smell

Willow: Oh, right- Sorry-

No it’s fine

Willow: Cows have strong noses, so I’m just smelling a bunch of food from outside-

Cool

Willow: Wait. *smells something on him* Did you eat the last pizza slice?!-

Yea why?

Willow: I was thinking about having that for lunch, damn it-

Could’ve told me

Willow: It’s fine, I’ll order another one-

All we eat is junk

Willow: What would you prefer then?

Maybe salad *chuckle*

Willow: Don’t you dare!

*his phone buzzes and he picks it up* Shit my boss is calling me in, gotta go

Willow: Wait, my boss is gonna have to see me like this-

Yea and?

Willow: I have to leave soon too. I’d better not hear and cow related jokes out of you. *goes to get ready*

Yea no promises

Willow: *looks annoyed*

*starts getting his knife and gun for work*

*She got ready for work as well.*

See ya later then I guess

Willow: Yeah. *nervously leaves, unable to cover her animal features*

*leaves*

*Willow’s tongue changed. It’s now rougher and can curve in many directions*
Willow: Even the damn tongue?-

*later that day he comes home from work*

*She wasn’t home yet*

*figures she’s working late and relaxes*

*Willow soon came inside, looking tired*
Willow: *sighs* How was your day?

Got to kill this old guy who was abusing his family so f**king awesome! How about you?

Willow: Some kid kept pulling my tail-

Where do you work again?

Willow: I work at a school, remember?-

Oh yea with the little bitches

Willow: One of the poor kids had a duck bill-

*laughs* Did he quack?

Willow: *sighs* Yes, he did-

*laughs more*

Willow: Be nice, Daniel-

I don’t like kids sorry

Willow: Well, if you talk to them like that, they won’t like you either.

Good

Willow: Well, the kids are great. They just don’t know any better sometimes.

Isn’t it an elementary?

Willow: Yup. I teach Second Grade.

Yea I’m not going there

Willow: You’d probably curse out some kid, so stay here.

Yep

Willow: *checks the fridge for food*

*there’s a salad and other junk*

Willow: -_-

I can cook if you want

Willow: Go ahead.

Want some grass? *goes to the kitchen* I know you don’t want beef cus that’s just cannibalism now

Willow: *trying to control her temer* No, I don’t want grass…

*chuckles and cooks*

Willow: *waits while smelling what he’s cooking*

*it’s chicken*

*She smiled and went to change out of her work clothes.*

*he eventually finishes*

Willow: *looks at it* Thanks.

No problem

*Willow ate while her tail swayed happily*

*eats*

Willow: Wanna see something I can suddenly do now?

What?

*Willow’s tongue was now long enough to lick her eyelid*
Willow: Weird, right?

*weirded tf out* Don’t ever do that again

Willow: You bent your arm the wrong way, but this is where you draw the line?!-

What this? *makes his arm do a full circle backwards*

Willow: Eww, yes!-

*laughs*

Willow: Can we agree to not do either of those?- *puts her hand out for a handshake*

*makes his arm go straight back, turns around, and shakes her hand*

Willow: There. *smiles and finishes her food*

*does the same*

Willow: I’m gonna have you stay up to plan their homework for next week-

If im teaching kids then I’ll teach them to hunt and how to shoot a gun

Willow: Why would kids need to know how to shoot a gun?-

This world sucks

Willow: Yeah, but giving them guns might just make them a part of the issue- They’re just kids, they shouldn’t have to-

They should learn

Willow: Well, I’d get fired if I did that regardless.

Damn

Willow: As funny as it’d be to see you in a classroom, I’d never risk getting fired because you wanted to hand a pistol to a second grader. *folds her arms*

Alright I tried

*someone rings the doorbell*

*goes to open it with his pistol in his holster like always*

*Some of the girls from the school are selling cookies.*

Oh nice! How much you want for all of them?

Girl 1: All of them?
Girl 2: That’d be $15 for all of them.

Cool! *gives them $30* Get yourself something nice huh?

Girl 1: Yes! Thank you!
*They handed him all the cookies.*

*chuckles and closes the door then puts the cookies on the counter* Dumb kids…

Willow: What did you do?

Wasted my money on cookies cus I’m fat

Willow: I knew I smelled chocolate! Give me some-

*tosses her a box*

Willow: Yess! Thanks!

*chuckles*

Willow: *does her little happy dance she does*

*laughs*

*She started eating them.* :)

*sits with his own box*

*There were different types of cookies: Chocolate Chip, Vanilla, Oatmeal Raisin, and White Chocolate.*

*just eats them but then spits out the vanilla and starts coughing*

Willow: Oh, what’s wrong?!-

*his tongue is swelling* Allergic to vanilla…always forget…Get my phone!

*She grabbed it for him quickly*

*calls someone*
?: Hello?
Daniel: *sounds of allergy suffering*
?: God dammit Daniel you gotta f**king stop! I’m on my way. Is there anyone near you?

Willow: Yeah, what do you need me to do?…

Get him to a hospital so he doesn’t die before I get there

Willow: K- We’re going to the one near our dorm! *takes the him to the car* It wrote Vanilla, why’d you eat it?- *starts driving by quickly*

Daniel: *suffering sounds*

*He’s never seen her drive this quickly. She got to the hospital in record time.*
Willow: *helping him inside* Help, he ate something he’s allergic to!-

?: *standing at the entrance on a pentagram on the floor* Hey I’m the one who called

Willow: *a bit scared* Oh, hey- How often does this happen?-

Not often but he’s like a dude with lactose intolerance. His allergies don’t matter to him

Willow: *sighs* Can you help him?-

Yea. The hospital here won’t work for him. *picks him up* I’ll be back *the pentagram glows and they disappear in a beacon of red light*

*Everyone around was confused and scared*

*the beacon goes away*

Willow: … *slowly eating her cookies while waiting for him*

*after about 3 hours the beacon reappears*

Willow: *woke up from a nap in the chair* Finally-

*it disappeared again*
Daniel: Hey

Willow: *hugs him* I was worried sick! Don’t eat that shit ever again!

Ow. Yea yea I won’t

Willow: *lets go* With that being said, I’m glad your okay, and I’m taking all of your vanilla cookies for myself. *smiles*

Oh come on I want some
?: No!
Daniel: Shut up Josh

Willow: You’re not eating them and that’s final!

Fine damn!

Willow: Why’d you eat them anyway?/!

They taste good

Willow: I don’t want to see you call those kids dumb ever again after today, you moron!

I’m still going to but sure

Willow: *facepalms and drives home with him*

*chuckles*

*Willow’s headphones no longer fit her ears, and she was very annoyed.*

*laughs*

Willow: Do you want these? They’re useless now…

You can’t get earbuds?

Willow: For them to stay in, I’d have to put them so far into my ears that I worry about them getting stuck.

Damn that sucks

Willow: Also, I maybe, potentially, will need help cleaning the inside of them- *embarrassed expression*

What your ears?

Willow: Mhm-

I’ll just get a big ass Q-Tip

Willow: Don’t mess up my ears with that thing though!

I won’t

Willow: Good.

…On purpose

Willow: Why’d you add that?!- *sighs*

*chuckle*

Willow: *starts eating the cookies again*

*starts falling asleep*

*Soon, she led him to his bed, then started to look for anything made with Vanilla in it in the dorm*

*you find like 3 stashes of vanilla treats*

Willow: WHAT?!- Nope, they’re mine now. *takes them and hides them in her room*

…

*Afterwards, she went to sleep.*

*next morning*

*Willow woke up, mooing instead of yawning.*

Daniel: *already awake, cooking breakfast* Morning Betsy

Willow: What are you calling me that for?

Isn’t that like a common cow name?

Willow: I’m not a “common cow”

Yea your special

Willow: What do you mean by “special”? *squints*

Your not a full cow your just a cow girl *chuckles*