ALRIGHT, DARE; OK, OK, SO, HERE'S ONE - I WALKED IN TO THIS BAR RIGHT, THERE WAS THIS BARTENDER AND HE WAS LIKE, YOU WANT ICE ON THAT DRINK, AND I WAS LIKE F**K ICE, AND HE WAS LIKE DUDE EVERYBODY LOVES ICE ON THEIR DRINK AND I JUST KINDA LOOKED AT HIM WEIRDLY, DRANK UP, AND LEFT WITH NO PAY. AYE, I COULD DO THAT!!!