Noir temp

brush and comb

less than competent barbers asking for advice within their work colleagues:

barber

with a hair brush
you dumbf**k

bro spotted some 13 year old they/them on discord with a bunch of bs acsii characters in their bio

brush

why do you want to know

memechat

Shampoo, conditioner, then rinse, air dry, then brush or comb

threatening sexual stuff online idk

Get a hairbrush, a comb, maybe some trimmers and razors

Are you looking for some pointers or smth 👀

yeah bc i can't trick chatgpt

yeah you would know /j

why do you want to know

you see...
you take a brush and brush their hair

grab them. and you know...

Style their hair with a comb

I don't think their talking about that kind....

Oh I think I get it now…
…you basically convince someone to marry another person, and the male in the marriage becomes the groom (I think that’s how it is?)

that's another version. but not it

Well what could possibly be it? (lol)

you ever heard of assault?

Yes (I know what groomin is I jus wanted to continue the joke)

so there's a variant where the do a thing that makes them even worse person