I think the Undivided States would be
safer under new management.
Think Greenland might consider the job?
Who will stand behind this
unexpectedly sane turn of events?
All the member nations of NATO?
Make Greenland Great Again,
or maybe for the first time!
Let's take a vote on it. Please God,
Make this happen, and prove you not only hear,
but obey reason.
This would be a sane way to
incorporate Greenland as a state,
if it's so very critical that they be included.
No financial incentive required.
Canada might even consider joining that union
for free.
It's time to play
"The Price Is Right but The Politics are All Wrong".
As a side benefit of this National Reconstitution,
the National Debt Clock gets reset to zero....