jetstream sam thinking

"hey men" and they are pigs 😭😭😭😭

“ "Hiii, boysenberries~!" But like, ewww, they're such piggies, teehee! ｡ﾟ( ﾟ^∀^ﾟ)ﾟ｡ So gross! >~< “

Where the hell do you find a translator like that?
(Thinnly veiled "link bro")

adrian, explain your friend group

we are ohio, made in ohio, only in ohio, with a little bit of florida and arkansas

we are f**king chaotic as shit

YOU UTTER FOOL
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

“ Owowowow, you silly goose! >w< German science is, like, totally the bestest in the whole wide world! nyaa~ “

what did they do to stroheim

rockstar mario filter

No

anyways

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. Its been three minutes. You cant stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. Its been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a birds eye view you see your house is completely white.

Nvm
“ UwU, like, infinitive cummies! You're sitting on the potty to, like, jerk off, but then you start cumming SOOO much! After, like, ten squirts, you get a little worried. Your hand is super sticky and smells like yummy semen! You try to shove your cute lil' femboy dick into some toilet paper, but it just makes your pwrecious balls hurt! The cummies get faster! It's been, like, three whole minutes! You can't stop cumming! Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby goo! You try to cum into the shower hole, but it fills up so fast! You try the potty! But it's too thick to flush away! You lock the bathroom door so the cummies don't escape! The air gets super hot and humid! The cummies get faster! You slip and fall in your own spermie wermies! The cummies are now, like, six inches deep, almost as long as your super hard femboy semen hose! On your back, you start cumming all over the ceiling! Blobs of sticky goo fall like rain and give you a cute cum facial! The cummies get faster! You try to stand, but the cummies push you back like a slippery slide! On your knees, the cummies are up to your chin! You open the door so you don't drown! It's like the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, but with cummies! The cummies get faster! It's been two hours! Your daddy and mommy scream as the white goo covers them! Your baby goes under, and you see bubbles! Oh no! You ask, like, God to end it! The cummies get faster! You squeeze your dick to stop, but it comes out of your butt instead! You let go! Your urethra breaks open, and cummies spray out! Your body goes super fast, sliding on the cummies! You break through the wall and fly up into the sky! From up high, everything is white! “

ah6peh.gif (click to show) congratulations this made me lose my will to live (/j)

Can you not use rewrite gifs

thanks for this copypasta, i read it and now ima die

can you give me the link to it

Literally click the first result when looking up Femboy Translator

“ Aww, can you pwease give me the winky wink linky? “

CHAOS CHAOS! I CAN DO ANYTHING!!! THE TRUE AND NEO CHAOS!

wait i got something better: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

“Oki, so like, the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a super fun cardio challenge that gets harder and harder, teehee! The 20-meter pacer test is gonna start in, like, 30 seconds! Get to the starting line, cuties! The running starts slow, but it gets faster every minute after you hear *boop boop*! You gotta finish a lap every time you hear *ding*! Remember to run straight, and keep going for as long as you can! If you can't finish a lap before the sound *ding* twice, you're out! Okie, the test starts when I say "go"! Ready? Set? GO! *ding*”