The Virgin Santa; The Chad Leprechaun; - Protects treasure like a king; - Very Lucky; - Eats billions of cookies every Christmas; - Obese and fat; - Bullied a reindeer because of his nose; - Gorgeous top hat; - Can't even properly enter a chimney; - Didn't try to replace Christ; - Tried to replace Christ; - Healthy cookie-free diet; - Weird looking hat