CLUNK!
TINKLE!
CRASH! CLANK!
THUMP!
BANG! Jeffrey! What are you doing?!! Oh... Mom... I... um... I... I'm becoming an ICE agent! An ICE agent?!! An elite ICE agent. I shall capture illegal aliens with no right to be living in our country. I will do everything under the law to bring these trespassing people who ignored federal laws... ... to experience justice. And if they offer too much resistance, I will be ready to use sufficient force ... ... SO THAT OTHER SIMILAR MINDED INDIVIDUALS WILL THINK TWICE ABOUT SNEAKING ACROSS THE BORDER. WHAT WILL YOUR LIBTARD FRIENDS THINK?!! *sighs*
Oh, an ICE agent. Do you need more bullets? Wow, Mom! This is incredible! I was saving these incase Commies tried invading, but woke Demoncraps seem even worse. Mom, you're amazing! Mom, I love you and will do anything to protect you! That's my boy!
