DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE MOLE LINGERS IN EVERY WORD
Rewrite (smiling too calmly):
“So… the mole benefits from emotional inefficiency.”
Tiger Cub:
“Gold star.”
Rewrite:
“And now you’re pushing us forward anyway.”
Tiger Cub:
“Double gold star.”
Rewrite (eyes narrowing, pleased):
“Heheheh.”
A few entries notice that.
They do not like it.
MISSION ANNOUNCEMENT
Tiger Cub claps her paws loudly.
Tiger Cub:
“ANYWAY!”
The room collectively flinches.
Tiger Cub:
“Next mission is NOT an assassination.”
Murmurs ripple through the base.
Tiger Cub:
“It’s a boat hijacking mission.”
Grim (rolling forward):
“…Like. Boat-boat?”
Tiger Cub:
“Big one.”
Grim:
“Oh hell yeah.”
VOTING RESTRICTIONS FLASH UP
A holographic list appears.
Tiger Cub (reading fast):
Cannot be voted this mission:
Vadrina, Gordon, Kira, Ducc, Sue
Cannot be voted next TWO missions:
Kitsune, Cassie, Jotaro, Steamton, Skrunkly
Cannot be voted next THREE missions:
Big D Randy, Diolson, Momo, Fellow-D9, Gebrix
Cannot be voted next FOUR missions:
Endogeny, GIANT COCK!!, Atlas (dead means dead), SpongeBob, Rewrite
She looks up.
Tiger Cub:
“Figure it out.”
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE ROOM ERUPTS INTO CAMPAIGN CHAOS
Zephyr (quietly):
“…I don’t want to drown.”
Zap (instantly):
“I’m AMAZING in water. Like. Shockingly amazing. You should totally vote me.”
Vadrina:
“You just said you weren’t eligible.”
Zap:
“…Oh.”