Alright so I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade. Make life take lemons back! GET MAD! I don't want your dang lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE OF THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY TEAM OF ENGINEERS TO BUILD A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Actually, this didn’t really work, because I was trying to compare the lemon rant to a Karen rant. But, it does work in a way because they’re both bitter.
