I CAN DRIVE ANYTHING! :asgore smug face:

Driving in my beer either after a deer hey that car is shaped like a bump

The hangover is going to be insane lmao

I mean it's chaos chaos

Good point

DRIVING IN MY CAR

RIGHT AFTER A BEER

HEY THAT BUMP

IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER

D.U.I?
(is it just gonna be us?)

HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
(I hope not)

I CAN GO A HUNDRED MILES
(server seems a little dead but it's probably school)

AN HOUR!
(Yh pretty much)

LITTLE DID YOU KNOW
(I ran out of things to say)

I FILLED UP ON GAS
(that’s ok)

IMMA GET YOUR
(too too)(matches with the song lol)

YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
(I see that lmao)

PULVERIZE THIS F**K

WITH MY BERGËNTRÜCK

IT SEEMS YOU OUT OF LUCK
(I say I have 0 luck)

TRUCK!
(Am I a duck?)

Confused rn

Isn’t it Beer is on the seat blood is on the grass?

beer is on the seat
(I have the wrong lyrics up)

Blood is on the grass
(It’s fine bruh)

Won’t admit defeat
(I hope this is right)

But cops are on my ass
(Yup)

You may have a fleet
(Cool the words might be a tiny different)

But still I’m talking fast
(I’m doing from memory)

I’ll never be passed
(Nice)

I just saved the world

From the darkest founts

Killed a little girl

Better for the town

Gave this truck a whirl

Heavy is my crown

But I won’t go down!

Drive drive drive but I am speed
(This doesn’t sound right)

Seven beers are all I need
(It is though)

Try, just try, but I will lead
(My brain played a wrong part of the song and not the right song lol)

I bet that you’re peeing your pants
(Lmao dw bruh)

Drive drive drive, but I will still speed

Seven beers, a pinch of weed

have fried, fried, fried my brain i need
(what are these lyrics man)

Some more to proceed!
(Whoever made them was probably high as well)

Drive Drive Drive but i am speed
(Bruh)

Seven beers are all I need
(It just repeats after this one again)

Try, just try, but I will lead

I bet that you're peeing your pants

Drive drive drive but I’ll still speed

Seven beers, a pinch of weed

Have fried, fried my brain, I need

Some more to proceed!

Shit, did my dumbass just really hit a tree?

Now I get up on my feet, and try to flee

But I can’t run, was it maybe all that weed?

If I speak to them, maybe I'll be free!

But the got guns, what happens when they see my weed

Did I really just rhyme weed with weed?

Alright listen
(Not telling you to listen lol)

I can’t be arrested
(Lmao you got me in the first half ngl)

I’m like the mountain king or some shit
(I sent it twice because I realized that could happen)

And that deer has some powers!!!
(True that)

I’m doing this world a favor
(I realized I missed a line)

Please
Don't lock me up
(Eh, it’s fine bruh)

I just saved the world

My thanks is thirty years to life

For that girl to be alive

And me to miss my wife

Can’t be in a cage
(Holy hell the order this song goes in is very shuffled)

All my flowers gonna die
(Imagine the people who read it)

I got a growing boy to raise
(I showed this to my friend and swiped a lot)

I need her butterscotch pie
(Dam bruh)

Imma start hiding, see?
(This part makes me think what part the song this is)

I can only cry and mope
(This is going from 0 to 100 real quick)

There’ll be a friend inside me
(You’ve got a friend in me)(and yes it is)

If I drop the f**king soap
(Jesus Christ)

I just wanna go home
(Is this the actual song because what the fu-)

Wish I hadn't gotten stoned
(I’m glad it’s nearly done)

While me wife is getting boned
(Same here)

Now I’m stuck behind bars
(Missed this one)
K dot

I’ll miss you
(Oh yeah I did)
Go seal that dark fountain
(The lore with the song doesn’t match with deltarune lore)

Also
F*ck sans
(Agreed)

And his convenience store
(Promise never to do full song again?)

*crylaughter*
(Why did we agree on it again?)

*weirded out from song*
(Because we should never do the last 25 lines of the song ever again, its weird af)

(I think better to do the first part all the way up to TRUCK)

( I think it’s ok for us to go to I’ll never be passed)

(Fair enough)