Charlie Conspiracy (Always Sunny in Philidelphia)

POV: ME BEING BORED SO I JUST MAKE CONSPIRACY THEORIES; ME: ALIENS MADE TINFOIL AS A DEFENSE TO STRONGER HYPNOSIS RAYS AND DURING AN ALIEN WAR TIN FOIL GOT LOST INTO SPACE AND LANDED ON EARTH LITERALLY EVERYBODY ELSE: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SHUT HIM UP