I was walking through Santiago Chile and NO FUCKING WAY this restaurant has a framed photo of speed eating there

W Chile ❤️‍🩹

Did you know in WWII Chilean police stopped a secret nazi spy mission to destroy the Panama Canal

How the f**k do you destroy that you just make it bigger by doing that

maybe draining the water

It’s connected to two giant oceans how the f**k do you do that

drink the water

idk, maybe destroy the sides so the water flows out and it's not deep enough for ships to pass through?

I'm dying

BHAHAHAHAHA