SO HOW'S 2026 BEEN TO YOU GUYS? FOR ME IT HAS BEEN GREAT! THO IT HAS ONLY BEEN 4 DAYS, SOME REALLY BAD STUFF COULD HAPPEN IN FOUR DAYS! BUT THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE! RIGHT? IT ACTUALLY ISN'T! IF YOU NOTICED, 1+1 IS 2, STOP DOING MATH! 2+55 IS 57-; BYE! HEY WAIT A SECOND, MAN! HUH; LONG MEMES MAKING LICENSE PLEASE! OH GOD-
