This joke was not my idea.

The UN held a survey and asked one simple question to all countries: “Please tell me your honest opinion about finding a solution to solve the problem of food shortages in the rest of the world.” It was a disaster. The Africans did not know what ‘food’ meant. The Western Europeans did not know what ‘shortages’ meant. The Eastern Asians did not know what ‘opinion’ meant. The Eastern Europeans did not know what ‘honest’ meant. The Middle Easterns did not know what ‘solution’ meant. The South Americans did not know what ‘please’ meant. The USA did not know what ‘rest of the world’ meant. CANADA; NEW ZEALAND; MEXICO; AUSTRALIA