I like where this is going. You may proceed

I have the flu.

You finally succumbed

I just had a nosebleed in the shower.

Oooh dam

Rp time.

Spinel: “Plague, help me…”

Zip: plague, help her.

ah shiitake

P: *genuine concern* Spinel, what seems to be the problem?

Ah, just a fussy nose and a light cough, though I’m 100.8 on the thermometer

Unemployed :) *kirby music plays*