YARRR!!!!!!

talking to fish

All fish now knows some random secret

tf kinda good would that do

Some fish can know government secrets

Bubblegum

hoe (literally the farming tool)

Growing crops from literally anything

Dude that's a good one, disqualified

I can summon new homeless people onto a random street in the world whenever I want

The homeless people become successful after a year

be able to make others either infertile or not able to give birth

That one is too good, disqualified

:(

Do me
I don't want semen demons running around my home

being able to eat air conditioners

air conditioners become really really healthy for you (and they become only 10$)

I feel like you can somehow make bubblegum a good power lmao

The bubblegum gives powers

So basically the gobblegum from CoD zombies