Oh, me mum was such a happy girl
Me daddy was so jolly
I'd love to tell the story
How they both died in the Holly
I yap about the gassin' with every chance I get
Don't know why you're laughing, I ain't even started yet
Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly
Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, me mum died in the holly
And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk
To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap
Well, some say I'm a fool
But it don't change how I feel
I don't care 'bout the pool
Or riding the Ferris wheel
Now me only ever wish is they didn't go to camp
Cuz dad's cleaning dishes and mะต mum sits on a lamp
Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly
Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, mะต mum died in the holly
And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk
To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap
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They had me on the global news
To cry about some jokes
But I can't hardly have a snooze
Or take a common soak
My bedtimes just an awful sight, bathing's a dreadful thing
I cry when I turn on the light and sniff me Irish Spring
Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly
Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, me mum died in the holly
And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk
To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap
Sometimes when I feel glum and sad
It really makes me think
I wish I had me mum and dad
So we could have a drink
Oh if only I were able, I'd take them to the pub
But me mum stays on the table~~
And me dad's still in the tub!
Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly
Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, me mum died in the holly
And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk
To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap
Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly
Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, me mum died in the holly
And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk
To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap
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