This is for ironic purposes

dude everything you say about your parents is some shit like "yeah i'm not allowed to play outside because my parents think that the sun is the devil's left nutsack and if i stayed out there too long i would become a demon :((("

I have a better question
How has he not made an attempt to run away
[Idk if he did try or not correct me if I'm wrong]

do your parents live in constant fear of anything modern?

Deadass?

The shit?
Ahh yes the person whose one job is to KEEP PEOPLE ALIVE AND HESLTHLY is secretly evil. Doctors aren't evil, it's the American healthcare system, yet people kill the messenger (rhetoricaly).