It's all about appropriate goal setting and managing expectations

Buddy, as a fellow father of three, I am high fiving you right f*ckin' now!

How exactly was your "wife" on a bachlorette trip? The term is strictly reserved for unmarried women.

Oy .... she accompanied the bachelorette ... bride to be ... jeez man.

Okay, okay, I get it now. I had a lapse in logical functions, sheesh.

Ok. Now let's make some more sound effects...it's fun. Whew, woof, psst .... now you go :)

Doki doki, pitter patter, thud, bam, boom, crunch, snap, crackle, pop.

nice