(Herbert slips down from the ceiling, rubbing a bruised spot, furious but oddly impressed.)
Herbert (to Endogeny, scowling):
“You fling a guy once and I won’t tell the story? You could at least offer a tissue.”
*Endogeny (happy pant, drooling), then wags and licks Herbert’s notebook, smearing ink. Herbert screams and chases after the smudge with a wet rag. The room half-laughs, half-scowls.)
Scoop Dog (blaring music to drown the tension):
“ICE CREAM FOR ALL! ICE CREAM FOR ALL! BUY ICE CREAM—NO MOLES IN OUR TREATS!”
Fork (solemnly falling over):
(sound effect.)
Tiger Cub (clapping twice, squeaky authoritative):
“ALRIGHT! VOTINGS WILL CONTINUE. I WILL NOT LET CHAOS EAT THE SCHEDULE. MISSION FOUR IS AN ASSASSINATION MISSION. REMINDER OF RESTRICTIONS: VADRINA, GORDON, KIRA, DUCC, AND SUE CANNOT BE VOTED FOR THE NEXT TWO MISSIONS. KITSUNE, CASSIE, JOTARO, STEAMTON, AND SKRUNKLY CANNOT BE VOTED FOR THE NEXT THREE MISSIONS. AND BIG D RANDY, DIOLSON, MOMO, FELLOW-D9, AND GEBRIX CANNOT BE VOTED FOR THE NEXT FOUR MISSIONS. VOTES, NOW.”
(Murmurs — a mix of protest, resignation, and grim focus.)
Kira (to the group, quietly):
“While you vote, continue the sweep. Whoever smeared a detonator tried to stop a mission. That’s a wartime-level sabotage; whoever did that is not just a leak, they’re a killer.”
Vadrina (unsheathing, calm):
“Then find them. Quietly. Precisely.”
Cassie (breathing slow):
“I’ll help with the ritual signatures. I’ll prove my hands were clean when needed.”
Kitsune (to Cassie, low):
“If you did this, I will end you for it.”
Cassie (meeting his gaze):
“If you try to end me without proof, I will make your life very loud.”
Steamton (shaking, holding hat like a shield):
“LET IT BE KNOWN—STEAMTON DID NOT SLUDGE-UP HIS BUTTON. I LOVE MY HAT AND MY BUTTON.”
Skrunkly (sits by the water tank, toes dipped in, happily):
“Water is nice. I will help by being super wet. That helps, right?”
Pale King (watching the room, voice like silk):
“We will not tear ourselves apart here. Not yet. But we will watch. And we will strike the mole when we find it.”