But wait! There’s more…

WAIT UP, HUMAN!!!
I CANNOT ALLOW YOU IN GOOD FAITH TO PASS THIS AREA!!
THE OUTSIDE IS MUCH TOO DANGEROUS, EVEN FOR SOMEBODY AS GREAT AS I!
IF YOU TAKE AS MUCH AS ANOTHER STEP OUT OF THIS AREA...
THOSE *THINGS* WILL GET YOU!!
AND THEY'LL LEAVE YOU WITH A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!!
AND EVERYBODY DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE!! EVEN YOU!!
SO PLEASE. TURN BACK.
LET'S GO BACK TO MY PLACE.
...YOU'D BE SAFE THERE.

SANS!
WHAT THE HECK!?
(The battle suddenly pauses.)
* sup, bro?
YOU KNOW WHAT'S "SUP" BROTHER!
IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU HAVEN'T...
RECALIBRATED.
YOUR.
PUZZ-
* hold that thought.
* i'm a little busy here.
BUSY DOING WHAT??
WASTING MY TIME?!
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING??
* capturing this human i found.
* it's really fun.
* do you wanna help?
NO! I HAVE BETTER THINGS THAN TO CAPTURE A-
A...
DID YOU JUST SAY HUMAN?!
* uh, yeah?
OH.
MY.
GOD.

*i'm sans.
*sans the skeleton.
*so you're a human, right?
*that's crazy.