Was about a fraction of a centimeter from deleting my account just now.

Lowkey they should make it so you have to beat Every End, Limbo, and Orbit simultaneously, while also cooking 17 different meals and perfectly predicting 10 stock market crashes at once (this is obviously a joke)

Oh and make it so every time you die on ANY of the levels, you have to beat all main levels with fully random game modes until every last one is beaten

yes

isn't there a message that pops up that says "are you sure you want to delete your account"?

Delete button's too close to the update button.

real
lwk makes me scared as shit to even update my tagline