Yes he is looking for a fight

U is dinky >:3

fight me!

and another thing, you ugly >:3

get a J O B >:)

*It's super effective!*
well... why not you?

gn

Ky-

your opinion is not valid anymore. Due to this S P O R K

Too bad!
IT'S DOUBLE SIDED

the spork.
it has 2 scoopers.

Oh yeah?
*Pulls out a spork*

*walks in* tea is better cold and bitter. *refuses to elaborate* *walks out*

ivan: sure you dont
evan: you horny bastard

ivan: Atleast we're not
evan: a pall of Orphaned black balls
ivan: With an IQ of
evan: a broomstick with down syndrome
In unision: Isnt that right?

ivan: We didnt give up
evan: we just had more important things to do
ivan: then bicker with
evan: one of taylor swift's songs

ivan: Boo-hoo
evan: Shiver our timbers
ivan: do you think we're scared of a mere axe?
evan: may i remind you
ivan: we have a book capable of telling us
evan: everything about our timeline?
ivan: Every reset
evan: every death
ivan: every save point
evan: Every memory
ivan: every life
evan: We know every singe memory
in unision: Everything.

ivan: Ball. we are both
evan: older then 30 generations of the oldest beings on this planet
ivan: We have survived thousands of wars
evan: millions of resets
ivan: Also, we arent
evan: Inbred unlike your British royal family ass family free
ivan: Question is, can YOU read?
evan: or are you as dyslexic as a doorknob

Ivan: 1, A nother one? english please.
evan: 2, i have a word i wanna call you
ivan: But we'd get cancelled
evan: instantly

ivan: we only take offense to that
evan: only because saying "f**k you"
ivan: Makes us think of f**king someone
evan: and the thought of even touching you
ivan: makes us want to vomit
evan: Higher chances of Moist cr1tikal getting cancelled.

ivan: Also do you have literally any other sprite
evan: you look like someone waterboarded your emotion to death.

ivan: now what do you think
evan: Black ballsack

Ivan: I cast grenade
evan: i cast T-90 tank

* ivan and evan high five
* They're ragebait was successful

* it pisses you the f**k off

Ivan: wren, huh? Wren are you
evan: going to shut the f**k up
ivan: And actually kill yourself
evan: Tard.

ivan: sure
evan: you
ivan: are
evan: not