IN 5 DAYS AT THE TIME OF WRITING
THIS, THE 2026 NEW YEAR’S BALL WILL
DROP. AND WITH THIS, A NEW MEME
CULTURE WILL EMERGE. WHEN THIS HAP
PENS, ALL OF THE OLD MEMES SHALL RISE
BACK AND RETAKE THE INTERNET’S ATTEN
TION. IF THIS FAILS, WE MIGHT AS WELL
TRY IT ALL AGAIN IN 2027. GOOD DAY,
AND GOOD LUCK. MAY MEMES BECOME
FUNNY AGAIN.