This post made me find my grandpa in a gay stripper club. For a bit of background, I was casually beating my meat in my room. I was beating it so hard that the entire bed was shaking, and it eventually snapped. Until suddenly my phone died.
I was absolutely distraught. I wanted to die. I figured I would go to a stripper club to finish while my slow ass charger charges my phone. I got on my tricycle and went to all the locations I knew, but they were all closed.
That was, until, I came across a gay stripper club that was still open. I figured that game is game, so I went inside, and thats where I saw my grandpa on the stage butt booty naked and throwing his ass in a dodecahedron. I immediately screamed out GRANDPA WHAT THE F**K??!
When he saw me, he immediately panicked and pulled a homemade bomb out of his asshole. He threw it on the ground, and it exploded, killing him and 3 others. Im currently in the hospital getting surgery to fix my weewee since shards of metal flew into my weewee hole. Pray for me guys
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