Merry Christmas

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Just to tell you what i got

I see

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE
[[BIGGIFIED MONSTER]]
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S OUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIGGIFIED MONSTER]]!!
AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. YOU NEED. THAT'S.
[[diamond mine]].
YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[diamond mine]], DON'T YOU.
WELL, HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO IS SHOW ME. YOUR [[meebshapedobject]].
YOU'RE TEETER tauTER< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE [[unstable]].
WHY DON'T YOU [[First Discovered By: The Handler Helper Community?]]
FILE NOT FOUND!!!

Wat