Either you are on or you're suffering from them

Omg every single flight that I take happens exactly like this

funny thing, I just learned a guillotine choke last week, they said it can make someone unconscious in like 30 seconds, now why rock the raby to sleep which will take hours, when instead you can take 30 seconds?

People who open clash of clans in public:

300 dB Is as if not louder then a NUKLER BOMB