CAMPAIGNS & WHISPERS
Zap (nervous, bouncing):
“Okay, list—listening. Whoever can run fast and do silly things that confuse drones? Vote for them! Vote for me—uh, I mean vote for—uh—someone else who runs fast!”
Diolson (voice like a dial tone):
“Pr1or1ty: s3lect t3am w1th redundanc1es. Tech + physical + arcane = surviv4l.”
Big D Randy (already looming in a corner, calm and smiling):
“You need someone who can smash doors, shrug bullets, and close distance. I don’t sneak. I make things stop being a problem.”
Rewrite (sidling up to Big D Randy, eyes bright):
“Oh? That’s my kind of energy. Vote for Randy, vote for chaos, vote for spectacle. Also vote for me — I’ll make sure we all have a good time surviving.”
Fellow-D9 (flat, guarded):
“I work best in fast entry ops. Anchor can manipulate small swarms. I don’t do drama.”
Momo (soft, clutching wand):
“I can protect and cast. Quiet. Effective. I’ll keep you safe if you let me.”
Gebrix (fiddling with earrings, half-smile):
“I teleport, I move people out of harm’s way. If the mole goes loud, I can pull someone out and drop them ten meters away. Also I’m chill.”
Kris (yelling):
“VOTE FOR ME OR I WILL YELL AT YOU THE ENTIRE MISSION, OKAY???”
SpongeBob (hand raised, bubbly):
“Ooh! I can make a distraction! And cook snacks afterwards! Friends?”
Squidward (deadpan):
“Please don’t vote for SpongeBob out of sympathy. Things will rapidly devolve.”
Fun Facts with Herbert (pacing):
“Quick, vote for someone who’s interesting! Did you know—”
Atlas (two-toned smile):
“We can be useful. I have patience. The other part has patience… for consequences.”
Dijital (tail flicking, smirking):
“I can spam visual glitches on drone feeds and generate meme static. Distracting. Useful for an extraction.”
Diolson (calm):
“Trust l0g: t3ch t0kens. Ch3ck physical access to detonator… w3 mu5t pr1or1t1ze non-hackab1e options.”