Ofc short people won't be going to heaven because they would be turned into a elf at santa's workshop

indeed

Are you going to heaven?

no im going to santas workshop rn im taking a lunch break

Yo bro how do you manage to make 1B+ presents in just 24 days, assuming you start working on the first of December lol

well there like 1B+ elves too so that helps

Well Santa would have to travel to over 400M houses in 32 hours (time zones add extra time), which would require going millions of miles an hour, completely vaporizing the reindeer, Santa, and all the presents somehow fitting in a sack the size of half a car

santa keeps this a secret but ill let you in on it, so us elves have our own sleighs we built and he lets us deliver presents (our sleighs dont require reindeer bc ours are like flying cars :D )

Any other part of the year this convo would seem strange lol

indeed it would