What was the best Christmas Gift you’ve ever received?

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L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w
Prompt: You live in a rural area, about a mile from the city. At about midnight, you hear a loud crash outside. You check to see what is outside your window, and you see some form of space pod covered in smoke. Out steps out a tall, pale, humanoid creature.



(Basic Rules Apply, No Joke OC’s, Have Fun)
thethingarooney
0 ups, 3w, 3 replies
Void: *staring up* …what the heck.
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*The creature appeared to be female. She looked around, soon noticing you and staring*
thethingarooney
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*Void, only being 5’ 9”, steps back a bit*

Void: …what the heck.
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She started slowly approaching Void, trying to mot startle him*
thethingarooney
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*his gills become a bit pointier and his hand starts to glow*

Void: stay back. *he looks very anxious*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She stands there, looking coldly unfazed*
thethingarooney
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*his gills go back to normal and his hand stops glowing*

Void: …I’m guessing you’re not hostile?
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She at first looked confused, then she messed with some device her wrist.*



“…Repeat that…”
thethingarooney
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
Void: I’m guessing you’re not hostile?
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“Indeed… I didn’t know there were other forms of intelligent life other than humans here…
thethingarooney
0 ups, 3w
Void: well, there are a LOT of other intelligent creatures like me. 

*he looks towards his house*

would you like to come inside? It’s a bit chilly out here.
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She did a strange gesture, likely one that isn’t from this planet..8

“Oh, you don’t know what that is… That’s the equivalent to a nod-“
thethingarooney
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
Void: alrighty then, come on inside.
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She had to duck to enter the home.*
thethingarooney
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
Void: are you hungry?
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“I am very much hungry…”
thethingarooney
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
Void: *opens the fridge* have you ever tried watermelon?
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“No, I have not.”
thethingarooney
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*he hands her a slice* Void: i have some more of it, but i don’t have much else.
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She looked curiously.*
thethingarooney
0 ups, 3w
*he grabs a slice and starts eating it*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She decides to eat it, taking all of it in one bite*
thethingarooney
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
*he looks at her, shrugs and then continues eating*

Void: well, i guess I’ll go and get more food in the morning.
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
“Do you have anything else? That wasn’t very filling-“
thethingarooney
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
*he starts rustling through the fridge and he pulls out an entire block of cheese that was untouched*

Void: well, i have this block of cheese.
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
“What is it made out of?”
thethingarooney
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
Void: it’s made out of a ton of different things, but mostly milk. It’s really good.
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
“Can I try it?”
thethingarooney
0 ups, 1w, 1 reply
*he hands you some cheese*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 1w
She looked at it curious.
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 13 replies
*sighs* Can I go one day without something weird happening?
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*The alien steps out, covering her eyes all looking around. She soon noticed you, looking at you intensely with her 4 eyes*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
…You know my brother has an alien friend
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She blinked and tapped some device on her wrist*

“Is it working?”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
Oh shit you can speak English
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“It only works because of my translator… Where is the food here?”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
I got some food inside want some?
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“Yes… This is not going as I planned-“ *She revealed notes in an alien language.
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
?
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“I had a… a few notes written so that I don’t alarm humans that don’t know of the existence of other races, but you are different than expected… Is what you call aliens common knowledge?-“
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w
No but in my life a lot of weird shit happens
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She blinked with all of her eyes*

“You claimed to have food?”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
Yea come inside but be quiet, my girlfriend is sleeping
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“What is that?-“ *She had to duck to get inside*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
My uh…”mate” sorta
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“Oh-“ She moved all four of her eyes individually, looking arlund.
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*it’s a nice and cozy place*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“Interesting… Is that your food storage?”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
Yes here *tosses her a snack*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She casually ate it all in one bite*

“…Do you have any more food?-“
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w
Yea why? You ain’t getting it all
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“We eat a lot compared to you humans..”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
I’ll make breakfast in the morning
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“…I should likely go somewhere else in the meantime then. We can get what you call “feral” if unfed for too long-“
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
Alright
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“Goodbye for now…”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
You can sleep on the couch if you want
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“I should acquire more food first. I don’t want to attack anyone out of hunger.”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*sigh* There’s food in the pantry but only take what you need
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“I may require a lot… Also, what is a pantry?-“
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w
*points at it*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She walked to the pantry, struggling to open the door.*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*opens it for her*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
She looked into the pantry, looking around for some type of food that looks somewhat familiar who what she’d normally eat.
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
It’s all good food
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“What would you recommend, human?…”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
I dunno actually
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She grabbed a blueberry muffin* “?”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
Thats good food
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“…” *She took the wrapping off and ate the entire muffin*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w
You do that too?
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“I figured that it wasn’t meant to be edible.”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
No I mean eat the whole muffin
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“Oh, I guess so.”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*chuckles*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“How much would you say is “too much?”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
Don’t eat everything
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She grabbed a box of cereal, looking very confused.*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
You want a bowl?
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“A bowl of this?-“
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w
Sure
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“What even is it?-“
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
Cereal
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“…Cereal? How do I prepare it?”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
I got you *makes her a bowl*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She grabbed the spoon, looking curiously at it*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
You use that to eat it
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She tried using the spoon.*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*watches*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She accidentally chewed straight through the spoon*

“Sorry… the food is good…”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w
Whoa
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*She was easily able to chew the metal spoon*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
Thats…kinda cook
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“Will you need another one of these?-“
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
I have more
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
“Okay, that’s good-“
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
Still hungry?
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
*Nods*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 3w, 1 reply
Eat up
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
*She quickly finished the rest*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w
*chuckles*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
“Is there something funny about this situation?”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
A little
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
“Is there anything else I could eat?”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
Yea help yourself
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
*She looked into the pantry again*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
…
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
*She pulls out a bag if pancake mix, confused*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
Don’t eat tht
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
“Why not?”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w
Tastes horrible
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
“Why do you have it then?-“
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
You cook it
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
“Oh, we don’t usually have to cook things where I’m from.”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
Cool!
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
“Our digestive system can handle raw foods, and we’re strong enough to hunt without technology or weapons.”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
Ok so you probably can eat that without a problem
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
“I’d like to see how humans prepare there food, though.”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
It’s 3 AM I am not cooking right now
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
“Okay-“ *she put it back*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w
Sorry
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
“It’s fine, I’ll look for soemthing.”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
Well imma get back to bed, help yourself
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
“K…” *looks through*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
*goes back to bed*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
*She continues looking for food*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
*you find some*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
*She casually ate what she found*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
*the next morning*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
*She was asleep in the front yard*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w
*wakes up*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
*She slept outside*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
*walks into the kitchen and sees her through the window*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
*She stayed asleep*
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
*walks outside* Hey your still here?
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
*Her ears quickly rose and she got into a defensive position. She soon realized whonit was.*

“Oh, hello…”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
You know I can bring you to my brother’s friend to fix your ship
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
“Your brother’s friend?”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
Dude’s name is Riot
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
“Your friend isn’t from this planet, right?-“
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w
Yes
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
“And you’re positive that he can help me?-“
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 2w, 1 reply
Yes
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 1w, 1 reply
“Okay, we should meet him soon.”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 1w, 1 reply
I can call him up
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 1w, 1 reply
“Please do so. I’ll walk around for a bit.”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 1w, 1 reply
*does so*
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 1w, 1 reply
*After 15 minutes, she came back with a bit of blood on her.*



“A large, hairy creature attempted to attack me.”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 1w, 1 reply
A bear?!
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 1w, 1 reply
“Is that what those are called?-“
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 1w
Yea are you ok?
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 1w, 1 reply
“I’m alright.”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 1w, 1 reply
Good
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 1w, 1 reply
“I think I may have hurt it though-“
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 1w, 1 reply
Good! That’s lunch!
L_Plus_Ratio
0 ups, 7d, 1 reply
“Should I go back and get it?”
Sans_Undertale-
0 ups, 6d
Sure!
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