SUNLITCLAWARISEN; “HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET” POKÉMON; -4’9; IDK LIGHTER THAN UR MOM THO; AN IDIOT WHO USUALLY USES DARK AND DRAGON TYPES IN THE GAMES AND LOVES SUBWAY. FOR IT’S ABILITY, GODMODE, IF THE OPPONENT’S POKÉMON HATES SUBWAY THEN THEIR ANCESTRAL INSTINCTS WILL KICK IN AND ALL ATTACKS FROM THIS POKÉMON WILL BECOME ONE SHOT AND NEVER MISS AS WELL AS THIS POKÉMON GAINING INFINITELY STRONGER STATS AND INFINITE HP AND ALSO BEING UNTOUCHABLE. THIS IS A LITERAL DEATH SENTENCE AND YOU ARE NOT SURVIVING THIS ABSOLUTE ABOMINATION IF THIS HAPPENS.
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