Let's start with the distance between his eyes. Absolutely gone. Nothing. His eyes are so close to each other and his nose his face is structured like an autistic version of greeb alien triangles pyramids with the eye in the middle. Talking bout fat people needing to back down but the only down thing he has is a syndrome
His hair is tilting to the side like the tower of Persia, wobbly cake head ass looking ass. Let's not disregard his big ass neck either. Looks like a tumor is blowing up his shit when in reality he's small as a twig, ready to snap at any moment.