Markiplier on fire

MISSION TWO — VOTING ROUND

(The tiger cub bounces atop her crate, squeaky voice piercing the room.)

Tiger Cub:
“OKAY! MISSION TWO! BUT FIRST—VOTING TIME! REMEMBER—VADRINA, GORDON, KIRA, DUCC, AND SUE ARE NOT ELIGIBLE FOR THE NEXT FIVE MISSIONS! THEY’VE HAD THEIR TURN. PICK FIVE OTHERS. STRATEGY IS FINE. MANIPULATION IS NOT. NO SELF-VOTES!”

(A giant voting screen drops. All eligible names scroll: Zap, Zephyr, Steamton, Kitsune, Ashley, Cassie, Yoshikage Kira, The Pale King, Skrunkly, Miss Jasmine, Fork, Remy, Rewrite, Dijital, Jotaro, Grim, Fun Facts with Herbert, Atlas, Diolson, Ducceldius, Scoop Dog.)

INITIAL MURMURS

Cassie (leaning against a wall, lazy smile):
“Well… this is our chance to watch some of the others get their hands dirty. I’d pick people who can survive first, chaos later.”

Kitsune (smirking, tails flicking):
“Chaos later? Cute. Let’s see who’s actually sharp enough to not die in a room full of bullets.”

Zap (loudly, waving arms):
“Vote for me! Oh wait… I can’t vote for… myself… uh… vote for people who are fast! And smart! And cute—just kidding. Mostly fast. And fun.”

Zephyr (quietly to Vadrina):
“…Someone with a big toothpick might be useful?”

Vadrina (calmly):
“Maybe, but we’ll see. Survival first.”

Jotaro (arms crossed, low voice):
“Focus on strength and reliability. Don’t overthink it.”

Skrunkly (bouncing wildly):
“I WANT MISSION! PICK ME! PICK ME! NO WAIT—I’M SMALL! PICK SOMEONE ELSE!”

Fun Facts with Herbert:
“Pick me! I have fun facts for distraction! And strategy… kind of.”

Bibliox (muttering, flailing book):
“Bubble… pop… human soles, monster soles… who… whose do we decimal…?”

CAMPAIGNS BEGIN

Rewrite (grinning slyly, hopping in place):
“Hey, you should totally vote for me! I’m… well, trustworthy-ish. I can be fast… unpredictable, sure… but always entertaining.”

Remy (clutching her knife, low voice):
“…I don’t need a campaign. You’ll see. Or won’t.”

Fork
(falls dramatically over, spinning slightly, drawing laughter from some and eye-rolls from others.)

Atlas (two personalities arguing quietly):
“Vote for me. We’ll do good—”
Evil Atlas: “…or we’ll absolutely wreck stuff. Fun for spectators, though.”

Scoop Dog (blasting a short music clip):
“Vote for me, ice cream power! Survive missions, sell ice cream, yay!”

Steamton (coughing, pointing at himself with a hammer):
“Vote… vote… for me! Handcar speed! Torch-throwing skills! Smoke for cover! cough cough… crucial!”

Yoshikage Kira (smiling politely, hands steepled):
“Strategic voting would benefit… everyone. Pick someone precise, calm… efficient.”

Ashley (shrugging, hands in pockets):
“Uh… sure. Someone who can follow instructions. Probably me?”

Diolson (pressing numbers on phone-head, speaking in clipped tones):
“V0t3… 1s c0mmand. 3x3cut3… ch0ic3s.”

VOTES CAST

(Voting proceeds on the biometric screen. Entries murmur, whisper, and gesture subtly to indicate preferences without breaking rules. No one votes for themselves. Campaigning continues but carefully. After a tense few minutes, the votes finalize.)

MISSION TWO TEAM (TOP 5 ELIGIBLE VOTES)

Kitsune Dragnoc — blades, luck manipulation, deadly sharp instincts.

CassieLyn (Cassie) — rituals, intelligence, quick thinking.

Jotaro Kujo — raw strength, stand power, tactical mind.

Steamton P Steamton — chaotic, unhinged, can control battlefield smoke and hammers.

Skrunkly — hyperactive distraction, unpredictable moves, morale chaos.

(Honorable mentions just missing: Fork, Fun Facts with Herbert, Zephyr, Dijital.)

TIGER CUB ANNOUNCEMENT

Tiger Cub (bouncing excitedly):
“MISSION TWO TEAM—KITSUNE, CASSIE, JOTARO, STEAMTON, AND SKRUNKLY! REMEMBER… FAIL, AND YOU MAY DIE. SURVIVE, AND… THE CONTRAPTION AWAITS! GO!”

Kitsune (smirking, tails flicking):
“Finally… some action.”

Cassie (yawning, stretching hands):
“Let’s make this quick and clean. Minimal casualties, maximum style.”

Jotaro (grim, cracking knuckles):
“Stay sharp. I won’t repeat myself.”

Steamton (coughing loudly, twirling a hammer):
“TO THE HANDCAR, CHAOS AWAITS! cough cough”

Skrunkly (spinning in place, bouncing off walls):
“YAY! MISSION! MISSION! MISSION!”

(Meanwhile, in the corners of the base, some entries watch quietly—whispers about “someone working against the base” continue. Eyes dart around as the team heads toward the loading bay for mission deployment. Suspicion lingers like a shadow, unspoken but heavy.)

STAR PLATINUM
ZA WARUDO
will happen soon

oh yeah forgot to mention star platinum
jotaro's stand
strong punchy 0.01 firerate punches in tower defense terms that can stop time for 5 seconds max