Ah-ha! By combining dung beetle, human, and elephant DNA & then combining the results with a zombie virus, I have created the scariest monster to ever roam earth's surface! Hahaha Hahahaha! Far out, man! It'll be total bummerville for "The Man" when we stick it to him! Woah, scientist dude! We know what dung beetles eat & we know what zombies eat - this freakazoid is gonna have a wild diet! Meanwhile, at the brainstorming center of Jasmine Crockett... Whatcha doin', girl? You? Thinking? A smart reply? I thought I smelled something burning. A pungent/acrid nostril burning smell, like someone putting dog droppings & used kitty litter in the fireplace. I'm thinking of
a smart reply to
someone on
the internet. Later, Jasmine confronts something unlike anything she's seen in her entire life. OMG! What are you?! What do you want from me?! Must ... Eat ... Brain ... Of ... $h!+; Noooooooo!
