Why

You don't get consent.
Harriet, a hen from the United Kingdom, laid the world’s largest egg in 2010. Her astonishing egg measured 9.1 inches in diameter.
- Herbert

gore

This is sad they are going to turn him into a scrambled egg and eat

sad --> sad.
they are --> They're
eat --> eat him.

Substitution Rule: If you can replace the word with "they are" and the sentence makes sense, the contraction "they're" is used correctly. I got that off of Google???????

no f**king way you speak English and not Toddlerish

"They're" has less syllables. Less syllables is generally good when trying to sound correct.

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ts not tuff

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Are you four?

Years? Less.
Inches? Yes.

No

no --> Yes.